Model Massacre

Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan crushed by flying board.

Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan have enjoyed a spectacular run as Calvin Klein’s favorite underwear models, but evidently that run has now come to a tragic end. According to photographs in Calvin Klein’s Spring 2010 campaign, Eva and Jamie were modeling their socks off at a sandy beach locale when suddenly a huge wooden beam from a nearby construction site came crashing down upon them.  Jamie caught the hurtling board mere millimeters from Eva’s naked chest, saving her from being sliced in two…at least for a moment.  But the weight of the board and the awkwardness of their modeling position eventually proved too much for him, and, well, designer Francisco Costa is now said to be on the look out for two new faces - preferably with bodies attached.